In a shocking indictment of our permissive society it has this week emerged that homosexuals have been listening to loud music.

Things have gone too far. Its bad enough that we tolerate the spicy food and loud music of homosexuals without allowing them to terrorise decent, middle class families as well.

The Mail will be starting a campaign against homosexuals and we promise our readers now that we shall not rest until each one of them is hunted down like a dog. Vince Cable speaking in support of our campaign said "was it for this politically correct insanity that I fought and died in eight world wars? I think not!".

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