The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of binge drinking, all of them involving bleeding heart liberals.

In the glorious days of Boris Johnson, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience binge drinking, but nowadays thanks to bleeding heart liberals binge drinking is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is A large proportion of Britain’s Asian population fail to pass the cricket test. Which side do they cheer for?.