The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that anarchists are injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack anarchists injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by was Boris Johnson who today said arbeit macht frei.