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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that voting for Jeremy Corbyn is becoming ever more common, then we learn that glue-sniffing teenagers are smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack glue-sniffing teenagers smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself was Ian Dunkin-Donuts who today said make no mistake if this is allowed to continue Armageddon shall surely be upon us and woe betide all who would seek to impose upon us a surveillance society. For on that day the right shall inherit the Earth!.


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