The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of training in Al-Quaeda terror camps, all of them involving louts.

In the glorious days of Some bloke in the pub, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience training in Al-Quaeda terror camps, but nowadays thanks to louts training in Al-Quaeda terror camps is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Waterboarding is not torture.