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Glue-sniffing teenagers have been destabilising the British way of life the Mail can exclusively reveal.

How long can this political correctness gone mad be tolerated by British people?

Norris McWhirter, speaking posthumously said of glue-sniffing teenagers, "these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs."

Glue-sniffing teenagers made no comment about the accusations when we didn’t ask.


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