The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of training in Al-Quaeda terror camps, all of them involving cyber criminals.

In the glorious days of Bernard Manning, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience training in Al-Quaeda terror camps, but nowadays thanks to cyber criminals training in Al-Quaeda terror camps is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I blame all of this on stealth taxes and permissive education in the 1960s..