The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is becoming ever more common, then we learn that gangs of children, some still in their prams are smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack gangs of children, some still in their prams smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself was Ian Dunkin-Donuts who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..