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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Twitter users are setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Twitter users setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack was Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells who today said the lady’s not for turning.


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