The politically correct Islington lefties have been engaging in steamy sex romps the Mail can exclusively reveal.

How long can this political correctness gone mad be tolerated by British people?

Nick Clegg said of the politically correct Islington lefties, "As I look ahead, I am filled with foreboding. Like the Roman, I seem to see the River Tiber foaming with much blood."

The politically correct Islington lefties made no comment about the accusations when we didn’t ask.