Sick filth on television, a nanny state, stealth taxes, floods of immigrants and now selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun. Welcome to Broken Britain!

Last Thursday following an intensive 20 minute investigation on Facebook, Boris Johnson revealed that ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy have been selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun with impunity.

These misfits surely shouldn’t be allowed in a country that is still ostensibly Christian. Corporal punishment is the only option for ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy.

"That might sound harsh but so is having your children broken into and your house taught to hate itself in the name of multiculturalism in our so-called schools." Boris Johnson went on to say.


Boris Johnson concluded, "we are coming slowly, painfully to an autumn of understanding, I hope it will be followed by a winter of common sense.".