Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Insane Brussels bureaucrats have been smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself outside nursery schools.

Terror expert Vince Cable has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself: The True Face Of Evil", Vince Cable says, "I grew up in the 1930s with an unemployed father. He did not riot. He got on his bike and looked for work, and he went on looking until he found it.".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for insane Brussels bureaucrats. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.