The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that anarchists calling themselves the Wombles are terrorising innocent investment bankers every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack anarchists calling themselves the Wombles terrorising innocent investment bankers was Conservative head office who today said society needs to condemn a little more and understand a little less..