The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that hacking the Gibson is becoming ever more common, then we learn that the poor are using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack the poor using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists was Nick Clegg who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..