Charlie Harvey

Daily Mail story generator

Another? »
Daily Mail Headline/Logo

The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of welcoming foreigners, all of them involving unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace.

In the glorious days of Angela Merkel, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience welcoming foreigners, but nowadays thanks to unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace welcoming foreigners is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is The day of the yob is upon us.


Refresh/f5 for another daily mail story or maybe Tweet it.
This page uses the Daily Mail headline code by qwghlm. You’d probably like Dan and Dan’s Daily Mail song on youtube.