The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of helping illegal immigrants, all of them involving Twitter users.

In the glorious days of Michael Howerd, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience helping illegal immigrants, but nowadays thanks to Twitter users helping illegal immigrants is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman..