The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that causing cancer is becoming ever more common, then we learn that gangs of children, some still in their prams are plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack gangs of children, some still in their prams plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life was Lala from the teletubbies who today said surely something can be done?.