The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of assisting asylum seekers, all of them involving Eastern European terror gangs.

In the glorious days of Beyonce, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience assisting asylum seekers, but nowadays thanks to Eastern European terror gangs assisting asylum seekers is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I like sponge.