The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that anarchists calling themselves the Wombles are urinating on the Union Jack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack anarchists calling themselves the Wombles urinating on the Union Jack was Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells who today said But many of the unemployeds had become static and didn’t know that if they got on a bus for an hour’s journey, they’d be in Cardiff and could look for the jobs there..