The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that asylum seekers are urinating on the Union Jack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack asylum seekers urinating on the Union Jack was Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium who today said I blame all of this on stealth taxes and permissive education in the 1960s..