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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that plotting to kidnap a senior royal is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Eastern European terror gangs are threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Eastern European terror gangs threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks was Theresa May who today said If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.


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