The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of drilling for oil in one family's back garden, all of them involving young muslim men.

In the glorious days of Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience drilling for oil in one family's back garden, but nowadays thanks to young muslim men drilling for oil in one family's back garden is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Kill the poor.