With schools turning out a generation of illiterate hoodlums, crime threatening our every movement and a Government that treats criminals with kid gloves rather than forcibly immasculating them, is it any wonder that, once more hunt sabateours have been terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village?

What is needed is some very serious discipline. We can beat sense into hunt sabateours - all it takes is a little British spunk, some backbone and a big stick.

Instead sickos, perverts and communists are allowed to crawl the streets with impunity. Terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village must no longer be tolerated, especially when perpetrated by hunt sabateours.

Speaking exclusively to the Mail about hunt sabateours, Nicolas Sarkozy said "Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets.".