The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is becoming ever more common, then we learn that yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps are setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack was Jeremy Clarkson who today said these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs..