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Insane Brussels bureaucrats have been threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks the Mail can exclusively reveal.

How long can this political correctness gone mad be tolerated by British people?

A hardworking family said of insane Brussels bureaucrats, "I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman."

Insane Brussels bureaucrats made no comment about the accusations when we didn’t ask.


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