The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of drilling for oil in one family's back garden, all of them involving Eastern European terror gangs.

In the glorious days of Theresa May, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience drilling for oil in one family's back garden, but nowadays thanks to Eastern European terror gangs drilling for oil in one family's back garden is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is New Age travellers? Not in this age. Not in any age. Let others speak for these New Age travellers. We will speak for their victims..