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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that plotting to kidnap a senior royal is becoming ever more common, then we learn that gangs of children, some still in their prams are selling heroin to the unions every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack gangs of children, some still in their prams selling heroin to the unions was Lala from the teletubbies who today said new Age travellers? Not in this age. Not in any age. Let others speak for these New Age travellers. We will speak for their victims..


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