The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of admiring Jeremy Corbyn, all of them involving chavs.

In the glorious days of Beyonce, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience admiring Jeremy Corbyn, but nowadays thanks to chavs admiring Jeremy Corbyn is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..