The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that voting for Jeremy Corbyn is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Cherie Blair’s friends are injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Cherie Blair’s friends injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by was David Cameron who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..