Shocking news has come to light that a recent spate of reading the works of Karl Marx has been perpetrated by teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values.

The Mail can reveal that teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values are actually not human at all but have been spawned in Europe by a bureaucrat known as Saruman who intends to wrest control of all that is good and decent using this army of misfits.

Nicolas Sarkozy said of the teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values, "a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants".