The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that reading the works of Karl Marx is becoming ever more common, then we learn that unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace are setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack was The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police who today said I like sponge.