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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that binge drinking on council estates is becoming ever more common, then we learn that young single mothers are using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack young single mothers using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists was Theresa May who today said these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs..


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