I’m not racist but surely allowing Guardian-reading do-gooders to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that Guardian-reading do-gooders aren’t setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Lala from the teletubbies agrees with me, saying today, "society needs to condemn a little more and understand a little less.".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.