Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. The politically correct Islington lefties have been looting and pillaging supermarkets outside nursery schools.

Terror expert Theresa May has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Looting and pillaging supermarkets: The True Face Of Evil", Theresa May says, "Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts.".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for the politically correct Islington lefties. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.