The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is becoming ever more common, then we learn that unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace are being foreign and suspicious looking every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace being foreign and suspicious looking was Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium who today said these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs..