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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that anarchist leaders "the elders" are terrorising innocent investment bankers every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack anarchist leaders "the elders" terrorising innocent investment bankers was Jacob Rees-Mogg who today said we are a grandmother.


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