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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Al Qu’aeda bosses are threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Al Qu’aeda bosses threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks was Anne Widdecombe who today said Hoorah for the blackshirts!.


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