The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of binge drinking on council estates, all of them involving Al Qu’aeda bosses.

In the glorious days of Some bloke in the pub, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience binge drinking on council estates, but nowadays thanks to Al Qu’aeda bosses binge drinking on council estates is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is But many of the unemployeds had become static and didn’t know that if they got on a bus for an hour’s journey, they’d be in Cardiff and could look for the jobs there..