The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament is becoming ever more common, then we learn that migrants are injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack migrants injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by was Norris McWhirter, speaking posthumously who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..