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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks is becoming ever more common, then we learn that criminal gangs from Eastern Europe are destabilising the British way of life every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack criminal gangs from Eastern Europe destabilising the British way of life was The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police who today said yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening..


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