The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of getting away with arson, all of them involving teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values.

In the glorious days of Michael Howerd, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience getting away with arson, but nowadays thanks to teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values getting away with arson is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I grew up in the 1930s with an unemployed father. He did not riot. He got on his bike and looked for work, and he went on looking until he found it..