Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Jeremy Corbyn fans have been being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) outside nursery schools.

Terror expert Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul): The True Face Of Evil", Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells says, "Ban this sick filth".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for Jeremy Corbyn fans. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.