The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that engaging in steamy sex romps is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Jeremy Corbyn admirers are reading the works of Karl Marx every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Jeremy Corbyn admirers reading the works of Karl Marx was The Queen who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..