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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals is becoming ever more common, then we learn that glue-sniffing teenagers are tweeting the Interwebs into cyberterror on the Facebooks every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack glue-sniffing teenagers tweeting the Interwebs into cyberterror on the Facebooks was George Osborne who today said the day of the yob is upon us.


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