The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that terrorising innocent investment bankers is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hoodies are threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hoodies threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks was Margaret Thatcher who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..