Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Jeremy Corbyn fans have been training in Al-Quaeda terror camps outside nursery schools.

Terror expert Anne Widdecombe has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Training in Al-Quaeda terror camps: The True Face Of Evil", Anne Widdecombe says, "But many of the unemployeds had become static and didn’t know that if they got on a bus for an hour’s journey, they’d be in Cardiff and could look for the jobs there.".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for Jeremy Corbyn fans. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.