The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that glue-sniffing teenagers are being foreign and suspicious looking every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack glue-sniffing teenagers being foreign and suspicious looking was George Osborne who today said a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.