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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that anarchists calling themselves the Wombles are squatting houses left empty by families on holiday every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack anarchists calling themselves the Wombles squatting houses left empty by families on holiday was some bloke in the pub who today said read my lips; no new taxes.


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