Sick filth on television, a nanny state, stealth taxes, floods of immigrants and now injecting crack into primary school children. Welcome to Broken Britain!

Last Thursday following an intensive 20 minute investigation on Facebook, The Queen revealed that anarchists calling themselves the Wombles have been injecting crack into primary school children with impunity.

These misfits surely shouldn’t be allowed in a country that is still ostensibly Christian. Corporal punishment is the only option for anarchists calling themselves the Wombles.

"That might sound harsh but so is having your children broken into and your house taught to hate itself in the name of multiculturalism in our so-called schools." The Queen went on to say.


The Queen concluded, "I grew up in the 1930s with an unemployed father. He did not riot. He got on his bike and looked for work, and he went on looking until he found it.".