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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that trolling social media users is becoming ever more common, then we learn that miners, bent on revenge are plotting to kidnap a senior royal every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack miners, bent on revenge plotting to kidnap a senior royal was The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police who today said I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals..


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